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:ID: 4749f112-69b0-4391-ab8c-ce20969446d9
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:CREATED: [2009-05-15 Fri 22:15]
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:MODIFIED: [2009-05-15 Fri]
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:IMPORTED: [2023-02-08 Wed 19:22]
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#+title: Confession
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#+filetags: jaokes
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An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.
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The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
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"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
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"So then, why are you telling me?"
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"Hell! I'm telling everybody!"
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