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1.1 KiB
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26 lines
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:ID: a64a46c2-154e-4c42-986f-e6f15902cf5c
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:CREATED: [2009-05-16 Sat 11:44]
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:MODIFIED: [2009-05-16 Sat]
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:IMPORTED: [2023-02-08 Wed 19:22]
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#+title: Priest and Rabbi
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A Priest and a Rabbi are riding in a plane. After a while, the Priest turns to the Rabbi and asks "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
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The Rabbi responds "Yes that is still one of our beliefs."
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The Priest then asks "Have you ever eaten pork?"
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To which the Rabbi replies "Yes on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted pork." The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
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A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
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The Priest replied "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
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The Rabbi then asked him "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
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The Priest replied "Yes Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith ."
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The Rabbi nodded understandingly for a moment and then said, "A lot better than pork isn't it?"
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