58 lines
2.0 KiB
Org Mode
58 lines
2.0 KiB
Org Mode
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:ID: 7ee35c19-e261-411f-8bb2-be34f8178ca5
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:CREATED: [2009-05-16 Sat 11:48]
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:MODIFIED: [2009-10-12 Mon 12:00]
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:IMPORTED: [2023-02-08 Wed 19:22]
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:END:
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#+title: Quotes From The Perfect Woman
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1.) "I'll swallow it all...I just love the taste!"
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2.) "Are you sure you've had enough beer?"
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3.) "I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!"
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4.) "Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tawnee over for a threesome!"
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5.) "If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!"
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6.) "I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?"
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7.) "You're so sexy when you're hung over."
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8.) "I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping."
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9.) "Let's subscribe to Hustler."
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10.) "Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?"
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11.) "Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses."
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12.) "I'll be out painting the house."
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13.) "I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too."
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14.) "Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!"
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15.) "I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house."
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16.) "No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed."
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17.) "Your mother did a great job raising you."
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18.) "Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself new clubs."
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19.) "I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year for God's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever."
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20.) "Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?"
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21.) "Not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!"
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22.) "Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8."
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23.) "You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings."
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24.) "That was a great fart! Do another one!"
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25.) "I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya!"
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